I got one like that: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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cuz 7 caught 8 with child porn so he phoned the FBI and 8 beat him to death and hid the corpse and his wife found it and he killed her with a tire iron and drove the bodies to the desert where he currently lives and God came to him in the desert and told him he was wrong so he returned to town and visited the church were he reconciled but the priest called the cops and he was killed by 6 and he hid in the church basement till the police chased him out and killed him then his ghost haunted the church and he was excersized (sp) and lost 10 pounds but then he got angry and returned to beat 7s wife to death and he now walks the earth stalking new victims to bring his violent wrath to and bathe it in their blood, forever doomed to kill until the sun freezes, and 4chan merges with Newgrounds, which eventually happens, and angers 6's ghost so he kills Tom Fulp, then regrets it because NG gets shut down and Wade uses the money for porn and was also killed by 6, who then wrote this comment. Get it, its funny because morals suck :)
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Nice one lol.
7 flew into 11.
And that's how 7Eleven was created.
7 plus the sum of the digits in 11 equals 7/2, 7 plus 2 == 9, and the original number 11, so thus, 9/11.
XD lmao
Glad you enjoyed it.
Woah, and I thot it was the jews!
You're thinking of Virginia Tech.
7 plus the sum of the digits in 11 equals 7/2, 7 plus 2 == 9, and the original number 11, so thus, 9/11.
OH MY GOD!! 9 + 11 = 20, and when you take the digits of eleven and add them together (2) and then multiply by 1.5 you get 3! And when you divide 9 by 3 you get 3, and 3 + 20 = 23!!! THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!! 23 IS ALL OVER!!!!
The government MUST be behind this....
I KNOW! Right? It all makes sense! In case you didn't know, I was joking.
*gasps*
I can't believe I once made a sig for you. :(
I was just messing around too.
This joke really is pretty funny though. I told this joke to some of my friends today at lunch, and they all thought it was a swell joke as well.
Spread it my child. Let it's greatness be known to the masses.
DEAR LORD THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
All those that are offended, thank your precious govenment.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION?
YES.
no he didnt,because i killed all of the numbers
Nuh uh.
I lol'd
That was teh lulz
You are a jenyus.
Wow, that was better than I thought.
I KNEW the terrorists were all just numbers...
That bastard snuck into our preschools and shit, tryin' to soften us up, then BAM! He causes a national disaster. FUCKING NUMBERS. LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN MY ASS.
TakeMyXbox
Holy shit!
teh funnehs
The-Happy-Pill
i know lol