I present to you...

2007-09-06 18:54:23 by The-Happy-Pill

A joke that will spread like wildfire, and I invented it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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Because 7 flew a plane into the twin towers.

I present to you...


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TakeMyXboxTakeMyXbox

2007-09-06 21:41:06

Holy shit!

teh funnehs

The-Happy-Pill responds:

i know lol


Bruce411Bruce411

2007-09-07 20:54:03

I got one like that: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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cuz 7 caught 8 with child porn so he phoned the FBI and 8 beat him to death and hid the corpse and his wife found it and he killed her with a tire iron and drove the bodies to the desert where he currently lives and God came to him in the desert and told him he was wrong so he returned to town and visited the church were he reconciled but the priest called the cops and he was killed by 6 and he hid in the church basement till the police chased him out and killed him then his ghost haunted the church and he was excersized (sp) and lost 10 pounds but then he got angry and returned to beat 7s wife to death and he now walks the earth stalking new victims to bring his violent wrath to and bathe it in their blood, forever doomed to kill until the sun freezes, and 4chan merges with Newgrounds, which eventually happens, and angers 6's ghost so he kills Tom Fulp, then regrets it because NG gets shut down and Wade uses the money for porn and was also killed by 6, who then wrote this comment. Get it, its funny because morals suck :)

The-Happy-Pill responds:

Nice one lol.


AlexJSAlexJS

2007-09-08 21:01:17

7 flew into 11.

And that's how 7Eleven was created.

The-Happy-Pill responds:

7 plus the sum of the digits in 11 equals 7/2, 7 plus 2 == 9, and the original number 11, so thus, 9/11.


SpiteSpite

2007-09-09 18:17:54

XD lmao

The-Happy-Pill responds:

Glad you enjoyed it.


AceAnimationAceAnimation

2007-09-11 19:12:22

Woah, and I thot it was the jews!

The-Happy-Pill responds:

You're thinking of Virginia Tech.


Duh-BossDuh-Boss

2007-09-11 19:18:29

7 plus the sum of the digits in 11 equals 7/2, 7 plus 2 == 9, and the original number 11, so thus, 9/11.

OH MY GOD!! 9 + 11 = 20, and when you take the digits of eleven and add them together (2) and then multiply by 1.5 you get 3! And when you divide 9 by 3 you get 3, and 3 + 20 = 23!!! THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!! 23 IS ALL OVER!!!!

The government MUST be behind this....

The-Happy-Pill responds:

I KNOW! Right? It all makes sense! In case you didn't know, I was joking.


NillionsNillions

2007-09-12 08:54:29

*gasps*

I can't believe I once made a sig for you. :(


Duh-BossDuh-Boss

2007-09-12 15:45:53

I was just messing around too.

This joke really is pretty funny though. I told this joke to some of my friends today at lunch, and they all thought it was a swell joke as well.

The-Happy-Pill responds:

Spread it my child. Let it's greatness be known to the masses.


somebody11223344somebody11223344

2007-09-14 16:21:46

DEAR LORD THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!


TakeMyXboxTakeMyXbox

2007-09-15 23:44:31

All those that are offended, thank your precious govenment.

The-Happy-Pill responds:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!


somebody11223344somebody11223344

2007-09-17 17:31:05

VIVA LA REVOLUTION?

The-Happy-Pill responds:

YES.


somebody11223344somebody11223344

2007-09-22 07:27:06

no he didnt,because i killed all of the numbers

The-Happy-Pill responds:

Nuh uh.


GrindGrind

2007-09-22 23:47:58

I lol'd


MonkaSmokeMonkaSmoke

2007-09-22 23:51:41

That was teh lulz


AbsolutelynothingAbsolutelynothing

2007-11-13 21:59:38

You are a jenyus.


CarChaseCityManCarChaseCityMan

2007-11-15 19:29:27

Wow, that was better than I thought.

I KNEW the terrorists were all just numbers...

That bastard snuck into our preschools and shit, tryin' to soften us up, then BAM! He causes a national disaster. FUCKING NUMBERS. LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN MY ASS.